People outside of the UK Cunk On Life is now available on ⁦@netflix⁩.

Cunk On Life is on @bbciplayer tonight at 9pm. Here I am getting on famously with Professional Brian Cox before being fired through the large hardon collider.

What’s going on here? Find out by watching series 3 of Mandy on @BBCiPlayer now

I think this is my favourite illustration from any book, ever.

Outside number 10 this morning with @number10cat. Handed in 120,000+ signatures calling for @DefraGovUK @RishiSunak to stop illegal animal abuse in factory farms and slaughterhouses. It's not too late to sign - Hold animal abusers accountable now 👇 bit.ly/3CNjfpf

Netflix has just sent me an email suggesting I might like this.

Hello. Cunk on Earth is now available on ⁦⁦@NetflixUK⁩ aswell as ⁦@BBCiPlayer⁩

So sad to hear the news about Paul O’ Grady. He was razor-sharp funny and kind to the core ❤️

I did the ⁦@LateNightSeth⁩ show tonight. Like it’s the most natural thing in the world! 📸 Lloyd Bishop

Hello. I’m on @LateNightSeth tonight. I’m not sure what time. Past my bedtime definitely.

The Fatberg episode of Mandy is repeated tonight on ⁦@BBCTwo⁩ at 9:45 and features legends Sir Tom Courtenay and Alexi Sayle

Cunk On Shakespeare is being repeated on ⁦@BBCTwo⁩ tomorrow night at 9:30

Thanks for all your lovely comments about Cunk On Earth! On ⁦@netflix⁩ world wide from yesterday

Is this your foot? If so, I think you have my parcel. #Evri

Why is Evri delivery SO SHIT?

Favourite photo from the NTA’s last night. Thanks to all those who voted for Afterlife 💕

Cunk on Earth starts tonight 10pm on ⁦@BBCTwo⁩

New Cunk series: Cunk On Earth starts 20th September at 10pm on ⁦@BBCTwo⁩ and iPlayer.

A fitting tribute to an incredible actor #DadsArmy

Caught up with Barry Shitpeas this evening for one of our intellectual discussions.

The UK still imports approximately 200 tonnes of foie gras every single year! The British public wants to see this cruel product banned as soon as possible. When will @DefraGovUK turn its promises into action? #BanForceFeeding bit.ly/3kOuFQp

Happy birthday ⁦to my hero John Cooper Clarke!! @official_jcc⁩

Last two eps of Mandy tonight. Guest stars include ⁦@ProfBrianCox⁩ ⁦@nickmohammed⁩, Alexi Sayle and SIR TOM COURTENAY. 10pm ⁦@BBCTwo⁩

Second series of Mandy starts tonight on ⁦@BBCTwo⁩ at 10pm (2 eps back to back)

CUNK IS BACK! (As if you hadn’t already had enough of me) later this year on ⁦@BBCTwo⁩ and ⁦@netflix⁩

Death to 2021 is on ⁦@netflix⁩ now incase you’re looking for something topical with me in it! youtu.be/aGZQ5RK13LY

Apologies for dominating ⁦@BBCTwo⁩ this evening. We wish You Mandy Christmas at 10pm,(featuring my hero ⁦@official_jcc⁩) Then they’re repeating the Motherland Xmas special at 10:20

So sad to hear about Sean Lock. He was one of the funniest people I’ve ever met. 15 Stories High was was absolute genius. I’ll miss him so much.

New series of Motherland starts tonight 9pm ⁦@BBCTwo⁩ and ⁦@BBCiPlayer⁩

I wish this was my name.

Happy birthday Tom Baker!

View from my quarantine window in Australia for the next two weeks.

So sad to hear about Bobby Ball. He was such a treat to work with. Never stopped making us all laugh. We’ll miss you Bobby!

Mandy will be repeated on ⁦@BBCTwo⁩ every Tues for the next six weeks at 10:30pm. It’s very short and has a host of amazing guest stars.

I did this thing called Mandy. It starts tonight. It’s pretty weird but the eps are only 15 minutes so it’s very low commitment. 9:30pm ⁦@BBCTwo⁩

My BBC Comedy short MANDY will be repeated tonight on BBC2 at 10:30pm ahead of new series starting 13th August.

If I can find some.

I’m going to go down there now and drag this fucker out by his hair.

I know I should be talking about Afterlife 2 and stuff but just look at the size of my mushrooms!!

Charlie Brooker to return to BBC with lockdown special Antiviral Wipe www.theguardian.com/media/2020/apr/22/char...

I wrote a column about how awful jogging is. inews.co.uk/opinion/diane-morgan-new-year-...

Fairwell Neil Innes. One of the nicest people I’ve ever met and a towering talent.

Here’s a lovely behind the scenes photo from Motherland. Thanks for all your lovely comments x

Oi. Motherland. Tonight. 10pm @BBCTwo

Motherland is on tonight 10pm @BBCTwo

Second series of Motherland starts tonight 10pm @BBCTwo

Filming on Afterlife series 2 has started. Bobby looks overjoyed to meet @rickygervais

I think me and my new dog have special powers.

I just adopted this lovely little poodle Bobby from @The_Blue_Cross ! So excited. Always get a rescue if you’re thinking of getting a dog.

I wrote this if you’re bored and fancy a read. inews.co.uk/opinion/diane-morgan-proms-tee...