Not just ANGRY. I am physically sick. 🤢😡 Did you know that in the Netherlands, the law allows your child in daycare to be completely alone with one adult for up to 3 hours every single day? They call it the "four-eyes principle," but here is the terrifying truth:

@diabeticdilf Which direction are you looking to to see them? Any?

My first Wordle 199 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@NinnaDZ @chancer_a @ApollonTweets Je pense que c’est dû à l’émotion de voir que pour une fois, un fabricant a fabriqué quelque chose spécifiquement pour la couleur de sa peau, que quelqu’un a pris le temps d’y penser, d’investir dans le développement et la fabrication du produit…Mostrar mais

Wow 😅

@LindsayJohan @nekkoto si ca pouvait remplacer nos debats politiques, je crois que je racheterais une television.

@kaycreate hi - did you only get the email right now? I'm still waiting for mine... Wondering if there is a problem :-)

@alexa_rae I didn't even get the link to access the screening... Did you get an email?

@QFcustomercare hello have trouble claiming missing points for the second leg of flight AKL-PPT. It is a code share with ATN.What can I do?

Cool article about this 60yo man 1st experiment of Internet. Nothing astonishing but lots of learnings bit.ly/qNPslI (via @Cafeine)

Bon, dodo.

Smart has all the answers. But stupid had all the interesting questions.

My taxi driver smells like booze and talks with a creepy voice, asking random questions with long silences in between. I'm a bit worried.

Excellent la demo du nerd a l'#e3 ... Hyper convaincant du coup !

Hey @fridley - choice was tough but I voted for your mum :-) bit.ly/bdsMze

I wish... RT @whitehouse: Deadline for Fall WH internships: June 6th bit.ly/bsga7f Sometimes you see Bo just walkin' around. Srsly.

Or even better "Care 4 the planet, I'll pay the ride - I'm going to Queens St, wanna join?" wd help biz. people to make small steps for env.

Awwww I can't watch @jamie_oliver at TED, locked for US only :-( I am devastated.

Gniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!!!!!!!!!

Jackie Chan in lame ads for Kaspersky tinyurl.com/y963hn6 & Sean Connery for Credit Agricole tinyurl.com/y9wt2tr. WTF????

DON'T SAY IT. I'm cranky enough.

(always a bit scary to see how much info is available online, though)

(gawd I miss my headphones, the ultimate protection against the rest of the world's temptations)

How do you call that disease when you'd rather look for the artwork for your whole iTunes library than focus on really important stuff?

Following @BillGates. Maybe that'll change my world.

RT je plussoie ! @larcenette : @eleonorebridge A part créer le tien, je ne vois pas ce que tu peux faire d'autres :)

www.formspring.me/geraldiine ;-) RT @shark_y: Bon, allez, rions un peu avec moi... www.formspring.me/sharkysharky

RT @estarLA: Team Conan is everyone on Twitter and Team Leno are people who giggle under snuggies at night. (via @SmashedChair)

NAN MAIS SERIEUX QUOI RT @hauraora:WEML!Hahay RT @niasya:Sirik deh ah RT @gebberra: jahaha :)) ijon NO WAAY RT @hauraora Si @niasya sama @ge

Nan mais les 50 tweets indonesiens par jour qui me pourrissent ma reply timeline, j'en peux plus. Je craque. Membantu!!!

Car got broken into this morning... *sigh*

I don't like NYE wishes since I can't bring myself NOT to reply individually. Therefore: pain in the ass.

Hurrah for the "Undo" button on Gmail.

RT @THEsaragilbert: I enjoy being awake when I'm supposed to be asleep and I enjoy sleep when I should be awake. Why? Someone tell me why.

What's wrong? This. That stuff should be straight and the pipe half ripped off, fully connected. Joy twitpic.com/v0wn3

In Rockhampton, almost on the beach. But I don't want the beach. I want the red dust, I want the gum trees, I want the the scorching heat!!!

Hoooo I could use a big hug right now. And a sweet cuddle.

This is real country, baby.

This evil green monster was waiting 4 me in the dark.. Almost had a heart attack! twitpic.com/n12bf (reminder: always turn lights on)

Getting ready for the U2 live concert on YouTube (YT people must be going nuts over the last details before the show... Pressure!!)

Very interesting to witness people / websites voting for themselves at mashable.com/owa/ huhuhu

Ooooooh, somebody sharing my addiction!! I am not alone!! www.flickr.com/photos/dowdyism/2438806906/

It's damn hot in Kakadu!

Woke up this morning in my tent surrounded by kangaroos. Awwww so sweet!!

La Brigade: done. Confessions Intimes: done. C'est quoi ma prochaine excuse pour ne pas aller me coucher ? ^_^

Viens de recevoir le dernier hors-série Harvard Business Review. Etrangement, je crois que je préfèrerai largement lire Pif Gadget, today.

4h de route sans pause pipi, on est des filles bioniques dans cette voiture.

Gmail/AdWords : "Mode de Puta Madre - Kow.fr - Vêtements de Puta Madre Prix Cassés Arrivage Permanent" Nan mais y'a un message, là ??