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Kanye threatened the Jews yesterday on twitter and it’s not even trending. Why do mostly only Jews speak up against Jewish hate? The silence is so loud

I was at a coffee shop and spilled a little by accident, resulting in an under-my-breath “oy.” A guy near me said “did you just say ‘oy?’“ and I said yeah and he said, “Happy New Year” Life is sweet

Norm was in a comedy genre of his own. No one like him on this planet. Please do yourself a favor and watch his stuff. He was one of a kind of all time

The same politicians who push this blame Hollywood bullshit are always the ones that end up on Dancing With The Stars

PLEASE RELEASE AND REUNITE THESE CHILDREN IN CAGES TODAY

Never forget that @tedcruz and @HawleyMO are COUP PLOTTING MOTHERFUCKERS

cautiously optimistic I can start to unclench my asshole #BidenHarris2020

Usually when a man steals children and keeps them in cages he goes to jail. But in America he is neck and neck for president.

RIP RBG. Gutted. Sad. Grateful for all she did. And very very scared.

We’ve got to stop the white house to prison pipeline

-The people take to the streets, he militarizes the streets -American youth speak out against him on on TikTok, he bans TikTok -People register to vote, he delays the election

My dad getting the shit kicked out of him everyday at school 4 being a kike to kids in NH throwing pennies at me on the bus to pastors in Florida calling for my death and telling their congregation that knocking my teeth out and killing me would be God’s work. #JewishPrivilege

To the people shooting firecrackers and fireworks every night: I really really hate you for what you are doing to my dog. Hate is a strong word but I do. Sorry.

At this point we should probably just be called the states of america

Police fire tear gas into a peaceful protest of George Floyd’s murder but stood like the goddamn Queen’s Guard when white assholes w guns storm the state capitol protesting HAVING 2 WEAR A MASK IN A PANDEMIC. We live in 2 America’s & if this doesn’t make it clear ur a dummy

I’d love to see Trump say any of this shit he’s saying about Obama to his face. He doesn’t have the labias. He is a smelly, smelly penis hole of a man

Wow. I’m heartbroken about Bernie. In all this darkness, he made me believe that people, together, could be the light. He continues to be an inspiration. And he’ll never stop fighting for us. Thank you, Bernie. For me, you’re right up there w Mr. Rogers.💔♥️

We can pump out half a million SuperBowl tee shirts for the losing team but we can’t make masks for motherfucking healthcare workers risking their lives everyday?

Now looky here- I’m moved by Bernie and he’s my pick. But the choice isn’t the lesser of two evils it’s the greater of two goods.

The aggressively stupid and totally fringe NeverWarren hashtag is trending because of the people who are pointing out that it’s stupid. Don’t let a few dummies ruin Bernie or Warren for y’all. They are both stellar leaders and humans.

Warren sees the big and small picture. The macro and micro. The systemic and systematic. She has long term and short term plans, and she fucking cares. #DemocraticDebate

I watched a Jonestown massacre doc, about a snake oil salesman who hypnotizes 1000 people into worshipping him. He calls journos who expose him “Fake News” & then instructs his followers to drink poison Kool Aid. Reminds me of someone but I can’t put my finger on...

Is it possible to be Moe, Larry AND Curly?

To the bald hipster on Laurel Ave. who gave the finger to the black Prius driving too slow for him: that was me, I was dropping off my dad. I have memorized ur face, & when I see u again I’m gonna give u a hug so tight you’ll never be angry about stupid shit again

Elizabeth Warren is THE SHIT no one understands this shit more than her #DemDebate

A guy tries to light his shoe on fire & 18 yrs later we still all take our shoes off through security. In that time there have been 37 MASS SHOOTINGS. And nothing. Not a single regulation.

Like pro-lifers, I believe in protecting the life of the child. Where we differ is I want to protect the girl being forced to have a baby at 12, and the toddler being separated from his parents & kept in a cage for the crime of wanting a safer life. See we’re dif but the same…Mostrar mais

I can’t fucking believe there are still “nude” bras & nylons & BAND AIDS- if you are a company still using NUDE to describe an exclusively caucasian shade in 20motherfucking19 you need to CHANGE NOW or go tha way of zee dinosaur, Babee.

I went to NYU for 1 yr w/ a very small scholarship ($1500 per semester) and my dad paid the rest. I was shocked at all the rich kids whose parents “made them” go to college. Seriously- let someone who wants to learn go in your shitty kid’s place.

I love you brothers but navigating the male ego is fucking exhausting

The 1966 Batman movie is the greatest, all time

This year let’s take the path of most resistance

Congrats Sheldon Adelson on buying your wife a Presidential Medal of Freedom! “He went to Jared!” 💎

So @SenatorCollins either thinks that THREE women LIED to their husbands and therapists and children about sexual assault OR she just doesn’t give a fuck.

Dad’s tricycle got stolen today. When he realized he just said, “I hope whoever stole it needs a bike and will get lots of use out of it” and he meant it 100%

The entire @gop should be deeply ashamed. 3000 children w no plan to connect them back to their parents. The only plan was chaos, at the expense of CHILDREN & their parents, who risked everything to escape violence & get their children to a better safer life. Jesus was a…Mostrar mais

Dear members of ICE: “just following orders” is what nazis said during the Nuremberg trials. It is YOU who are doing these things. YOU are ripping children from their parents & holding them in cages. History will see that YOU carried out these crimes against humanity. YOU.

White people who aren’t aware of the massive amounts of racism & inequality everyday in this country are like pretty girls who think “everyone’s so nice!” voante.com/markdice/status/100190347858580...

I think I figured it out: Liars think everybody lies.

Oprah/Michelle 2020

Let’s all take a beat & internalize this quote from the transcendent James Baldwin: “I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with pain.”

When a plane crashes, air travel becomes exponentially safer bc of the lessons learned. But 1 mass shooting after another...nothing.

Kneeling at a football game has nothing to do w disrespecting our military— THIS — this has EVERYTHING to do w it voante.com/thedailyedge/status/92045750432...

When the heads of the most powerful countries in the world see zero value in talking to the POTUS